{"slip": { "id": 145, "advice": "Always the burrito."}}
{"slip": { "id": 189, "advice": "Do not compare yourself with others."}}
{"slip": { "id": 30, "advice": "When in doubt, just take the next small step."}}
{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
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{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
{"slip": { "id": 108, "advice": "Don't ever name files or folders using the word \"Final\"."}}
{"fact":"A cat\u2019s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.","length":106}
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