Itzhak Nissan is an Israeli engineer and business executive who is the chairman and CEO of Meteor Aerospace Ltd., a privately owned Israeli defense and security company that Nissan founded.
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{"fact":"A cat\u2019s back is extremely flexible because it has up to 53 loosely fitting vertebrae. Humans only have 34.","length":106}
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{"slip": { "id": 139, "advice": "If you're going bald, don't comb your hair over your bald patch."}}
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{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the developer go broke buying Bitcoin?","punchline":"He kept calling it bytecoin and didn't get any.","id":413}