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{"type":"standard","title":"Iro Haarla","displaytitle":"Iro Haarla","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q458371","titles":{"canonical":"Iro_Haarla","normalized":"Iro Haarla","display":"Iro Haarla"},"pageid":66544593,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/94/Iro-Haarla.jpg/330px-Iro-Haarla.jpg","width":320,"height":213},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/Iro-Haarla.jpg","width":500,"height":333},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1280875838","tid":"0d156a71-02bf-11f0-a795-065c8eb14e58","timestamp":"2025-03-16T23:33:23Z","description":"Finnish jazz musician","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iro_Haarla","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iro_Haarla?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iro_Haarla?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Iro_Haarla"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iro_Haarla","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Iro_Haarla","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iro_Haarla?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Iro_Haarla"}},"extract":"Iro Haarla is a Finnish jazz pianist and harpist, as well as composer and band leader.","extract_html":"
Iro Haarla is a Finnish jazz pianist and harpist, as well as composer and band leader.
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Going Bananas is a 1987 American comedy film directed by Boaz Davidson and written by Menahem